The Dating Game II
Today will be about another name who was nicknamed...
And just in case someone from work is reading this, this person no longer works here... :D
PAYING MAN
So I have come to realize that I must be very very careful who I say hello to and smile at. Just because he wears a suit, doesn't mean he is respectable. I met paying man at work, of all places, you would think a safe zone, but apparently not. Paying Man worked on the same floor as me. We crossed each other's paths on the way to the washroom almost daily. Then I noticed that we were on the same train together. Then one day it began. He smiled at me. Because I am a sucker for a sharp dressed man with a nice smile, I smiled back.
Then over the next few days he realized that I'm smiling back and he says hello. I say hello back. Now we are seeing each other more on the train going to work and coming home. Paying man is beginning to enjoy hanging around with me - this is evident in his conversations ... And I seem to think he's very charming, educated and funny. He finally asks me for coffee? I of course will agree, because who wants to work during a coffee break. We head to Starbucks. The normal conversation arises what do you do for work, do you have children. He tells me where he is from (yes, he is from Africa). He tells me often he has to go to Edmonton for a course and wants to invite me to join him to his dorm. I said I would think about it.
The next time we go for coffee conversation takes a turn to the sexual department. He starts asking me questions about do I like taking bubble baths, and getting massages. Do I like it on top or the bottom. I'm a little uncomfortable with this, but because I'm still new at learning to tell people how it really is - instead of being an always people pleaser, I just smile and say depends... then he asks the oral question, and I blush... Damn white skin is soooo visible!!
The usual man that crosses my path during this era, has been married. I don't see a ring, so I finally ask the question... are you married? SURPRISE SURPRISE!! He says yes. I roll my eyes, shake my head, and tell him I am not interested in having an affair. He says I'm beautiful and irresistible. "What can I do, I need to have you". I say no.
Of course he continues his pursuit of me. He wants to buy me sexy lingerie in hopes that he will get to see me in it, or better yet - help me take it off. I tell him no. He says how bout just panties and a bra... I say no... Invitations to come to his office - only the first one I fell for... He said he had something for me. I'm soooo naive!!! I get to the office and he doesn't have anything for me... (I know, stupid, what did I expect... I have soooo much to learn yet!) He walks around his desk. I keep my distance. it becomes uncomfortable, so I say I have to leave. I get back to my desk and he says "didn't you want to kiss me? I wanted to kiss you. I had to fight hard to resist... I know you wanted to kiss me too." What is wrong with men? They have this uncontrolable urge to think with their little heads! It's annoying... With all this talk and the suggestions he's giving me, I said "You know, the way you talk to me, woment get paid for what you are asking.... " Bad idea Rosie... Then the unthinkable comes out of his mouth. "I have never had a white girl before. I can't control myself with you. My desire for you is strong, I must have you. How much would you charge me?"
I damn near fell off my chair? I said I'm not a hooker! You can't buy me!! Although... money would have been nice... I told him he couldn't afford me as a joke... I really need to reassess my sense of humour.... He asks me to seriously think about how much it would be for one night with him. I am disgusted!
Not long after, he leaves work to go somewhere else, and I'm relieved. Thinking it's over. I get a lunch invite and decline it. He sends another one, I decline it. I don't return any messages, I'm thinking he's got the message now, it's been 4 months. I decide to go on Plenty of Fish, just to go fishing... and not one day after I register, he's there!! He's found me AGAIN!!! I screamed! I didn't reply to his emails, but he kept sending them. I finally mustered up the courage to tell him to leave me alone. He is scum, and he says, "I don't know what I did to upset you???"
REALLY!!!!??????
Back to ignoring and blocking... Paying Man... You have a thick head. For someone so smart, how can you be so dumb.
And just in case someone from work is reading this, this person no longer works here... :D
PAYING MAN
So I have come to realize that I must be very very careful who I say hello to and smile at. Just because he wears a suit, doesn't mean he is respectable. I met paying man at work, of all places, you would think a safe zone, but apparently not. Paying Man worked on the same floor as me. We crossed each other's paths on the way to the washroom almost daily. Then I noticed that we were on the same train together. Then one day it began. He smiled at me. Because I am a sucker for a sharp dressed man with a nice smile, I smiled back.
Then over the next few days he realized that I'm smiling back and he says hello. I say hello back. Now we are seeing each other more on the train going to work and coming home. Paying man is beginning to enjoy hanging around with me - this is evident in his conversations ... And I seem to think he's very charming, educated and funny. He finally asks me for coffee? I of course will agree, because who wants to work during a coffee break. We head to Starbucks. The normal conversation arises what do you do for work, do you have children. He tells me where he is from (yes, he is from Africa). He tells me often he has to go to Edmonton for a course and wants to invite me to join him to his dorm. I said I would think about it.
The next time we go for coffee conversation takes a turn to the sexual department. He starts asking me questions about do I like taking bubble baths, and getting massages. Do I like it on top or the bottom. I'm a little uncomfortable with this, but because I'm still new at learning to tell people how it really is - instead of being an always people pleaser, I just smile and say depends... then he asks the oral question, and I blush... Damn white skin is soooo visible!!
The usual man that crosses my path during this era, has been married. I don't see a ring, so I finally ask the question... are you married? SURPRISE SURPRISE!! He says yes. I roll my eyes, shake my head, and tell him I am not interested in having an affair. He says I'm beautiful and irresistible. "What can I do, I need to have you". I say no.
Of course he continues his pursuit of me. He wants to buy me sexy lingerie in hopes that he will get to see me in it, or better yet - help me take it off. I tell him no. He says how bout just panties and a bra... I say no... Invitations to come to his office - only the first one I fell for... He said he had something for me. I'm soooo naive!!! I get to the office and he doesn't have anything for me... (I know, stupid, what did I expect... I have soooo much to learn yet!) He walks around his desk. I keep my distance. it becomes uncomfortable, so I say I have to leave. I get back to my desk and he says "didn't you want to kiss me? I wanted to kiss you. I had to fight hard to resist... I know you wanted to kiss me too." What is wrong with men? They have this uncontrolable urge to think with their little heads! It's annoying... With all this talk and the suggestions he's giving me, I said "You know, the way you talk to me, woment get paid for what you are asking.... " Bad idea Rosie... Then the unthinkable comes out of his mouth. "I have never had a white girl before. I can't control myself with you. My desire for you is strong, I must have you. How much would you charge me?"
I damn near fell off my chair? I said I'm not a hooker! You can't buy me!! Although... money would have been nice... I told him he couldn't afford me as a joke... I really need to reassess my sense of humour.... He asks me to seriously think about how much it would be for one night with him. I am disgusted!
Not long after, he leaves work to go somewhere else, and I'm relieved. Thinking it's over. I get a lunch invite and decline it. He sends another one, I decline it. I don't return any messages, I'm thinking he's got the message now, it's been 4 months. I decide to go on Plenty of Fish, just to go fishing... and not one day after I register, he's there!! He's found me AGAIN!!! I screamed! I didn't reply to his emails, but he kept sending them. I finally mustered up the courage to tell him to leave me alone. He is scum, and he says, "I don't know what I did to upset you???"
REALLY!!!!??????
Back to ignoring and blocking... Paying Man... You have a thick head. For someone so smart, how can you be so dumb.
Rose, I have a theory on men. I came up with this theory years ago, now before I share this and every male follower hates me, most men grow out of it. So here it is PENIS = DUMB!!!
ReplyDeleteI know so simple but so true. Eventually most men hit a certain age and realize that thinking with their penis leads to bad things and they must start thinking with the big head!